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Movies are Stupid: Round One...Ricky Bobby

The people who make films don't like them very much and the people that write films are way too connected to their projects. In the middle, us. We the movie viewing public are forced to endure films...

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Movies are Stupid: Round Two...Electric Bigelow

You've likely never heard of Kathryn Bigelow. At one time she was married to James Cameron of Terminator fame. Aside from that brief brush with greatness she directed a little known film called Point...

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Movies are Stupid Round Three: Mother Nature Hates You

If I learned anything at all about the weather from having watched The Day After Tomorrow it is this: Everything is the Vice President's fault. As near as I can tell the whole Global Warming crisis,...

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Movies are Stupid Round Four: Computers are Also Stupid

Once upon a time I used to be fairly ignorant about computers. In many areas of computing I would still be considered a novice, but I do have a good grounding in the basics and that has served me well...

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Movies are Stupid Round Five: The Bottom Falls Out of a Galaxy Far Far Away

We are about to enter the realm of great danger. My personal safety is at risk by writing this. The world over there are legions of Star Wars fans that would gladly suit up in their fauxStormtrooper...

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Movies Are Stupid Round Six: Hulk gets Smashed

Often, I will start my blog with a statement of faith. I have faith that the director had a vision that was somehow compromised. I have faith that the writer of the film in question wanted to tell a...

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Movies are Stupid Round Seven: Wolver-what?

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" makes my head hurt in new and strange ways. I'm not talking about the liberties that the writers took with established comic book canon, whatever that is. Comic books are...

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Movies are Stupid Round Eight: Legend The Super Mega Ultra Director's Cut for...

I honestly don't know where to start. There are films that beg to be made that go unmade. There are films are should never have been made that get six sequels and a remake twenty years on. Occasionally...

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Movies, on occasion, are not stupid...sometimes.

Note: I wrote this years ago and meant to post it to my blog, but I forgot.It sat here unpublished.I have now published it.That is all.We're walking home along a major, four-lane road when we see the...

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Movies are...of quality?

There has been a lot of discussion in the media about Comic Book movies because there have been so many of them.  There will be five released this year alone.  Next year we will see ten.  The number...

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